This one's a fighter.

Elencia. 21. NJ. Taken. Proud mommy.
I'm the hero of the story, don't need to be saved.

at the resturant with bae

waitress:

*fills his glass with ice water*

me:

*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*

me:

you want my man or something?

her:

wh-wat?

me:

i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?

me:

I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.

me:

everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?

him:

aye calm down

me:

nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

(Source: helena-x-pink, via chinchillist)

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Ugh I hate people so much

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I love working with people and I'm very sociable